Weap for the Leopard

I have always believed that people should be able to pursue what makes them happy, whether it be an afternoon at the beach, a walk in the park or even a midnight jog through in the brisk midnight air in your Leopard Thong, without having someone stare at your F*ckin’ dick swaying in the breeze. It pains me to think that my grandchildren will be forced to grow up in a world where the leopard can no longer roam free without the fear of dangerous preditors. So I ask you, the good people of this world, to weap for the leopard of the southern jungle….we’ll miss you….

The straight homosexual

>What is it about seeing a half naked guy and not even punching him in the face because he’s being a faggot and shakin his dick around? I don’t know, but when you’re drunk it’s just so god damned funny. Especially when the dick is being shaken around in the face of a puking Rodhammer (who we think is gay anway!!). You can’t fuckin lie to us Rodhammer, I have video of it, i saw you trying to take a glimpse of the goods and then at one point you fuckin slapped it or tried to anyway. I don’t care what you say, all the signs point to you being gay. So instead of hiding it, go out, meet some new people (guys), take a load or two in the face and get on with your life………get on with it far away from me.

Door Smack

So I’m walking out the door today, which was a tuesday by the way, but anyways, I had just walked out the door, and as the door was closing behind me this tiny midget of a woman desides shes going to try and slide right through the remaining 6 inch gap in the door. As the door is about to plow this woman right in the face, my arm whips back and catches the door, and after i’ve saved this womans life, alright, I turn my head……thinking i’m about to get my required “thanks” that i’m accustomed to recieving after saving a life, but what the F*ck do I get?…….the evil, f*ck you….what the hell are you doin’, i’m PMS’n look. How the fuck can you just give someone that look after starring death aka the door, right in the f*cking god damn face…….whatever. Next time i’ll let that bitch get laid out.

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Underground Anime Rocks….

I just have to say….I hate anime, and I know that you all(the 5 people that see this blog) probably do too; Unless your name is Fuckin Tony god dam Rodhammer…..then you might jerk off to it. Anyways….Being the Deviant artist that I am, I took it upon myself to create the most pathetically artistic thing I could using only a webcam, a empty can of soda and a little photoshop magic, to prove to everyone out there that there are way too many Rodhammers in the world. So….heres what went down…..I took the can of soda…..took a snapshot of it using my handy dandy built in webcam and then added the simple word “ANIME” to the photo. I then proceded to upload this twice in a lifetime masterpiece to Deviantart.Com and waited. Not fuckin’ 10 minutes later…the thing already had 20 pageviews. GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN’….ANIME LOVIN’ RODHAMMERS……too many idiots in this world……get out of your fuckin’ house and quit doodling little chink cartoons……

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Back to skoo

Blah. Today marks the end if my late nights, the end of my 4 ish bedtimes. Cause guess what?? 8a.m. classes all week. Let’s just say I’m not too happy about that. Anyway this is the new Blog I put up for me and a few friends to rant or post anything that’s on our minds and maybe get a design group around one of these days.

Oh and Kyle’s Os x 10.5 kept crashing….cause its a crapy beta that he got off a torrent. so he’s here now doing and archive install so he can get his work done and not have a million crashes in the process of our class.

So now we get to go enjoy accounting. Yay!

SuuP Everyone !

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