Heaps and heaps of resources for freelancers, from invoicing tools to timing software to legal agreements. This is a must have bookmarked list…
Listen to Year Zero (Nine Inch Nails)
Listen to the full Year Zero album on NIN-s official website
Third Nine Inch Nails track leaked - Me, I’m Not
Track 6 from the upcoming Nine Inch Nails album Year Zero has been leaked to the public through another USB drive found at tonights venue.. Links to the symphony of noise project currently tracking the yearzero ARM
Warez Leader Faces 10 Years in Jail
After spending nearly 3 years in a detention center fighting his extradition from Australia, a leader of notorious warez group ‘DrinkorDie’ was yesterday arraigned before a U.S. District Court to face charges of conspiracy to commit criminal copyright infringement and one count of actual criminal copyright infringement.
U.S. Is Sued Over Position on Marijuana
What can i say about this 
The Dawn of Beerfest
After drinking all night last night for our teams last practice. the day has come for the first annual Beerfest in Nelsonville Ohio. Teams will be coming from all over to join this drinking quest for victory. 9 teams, 5 team members, 3 kegs, 5 events, all for the glory of getting drunk as hell and to take home the prize of one Beerfest mug per team member and one bottle of some grad A booze. wait for the update tonight after beerfest for pictures and video!
Dairy Oblivion
When a challenge has presented itself, few turn it down. People may say it’s impossible, and it may be, but you try it anyway. Which is why I am telling you this right now. A challenge was brought forth from a wayward traveler, his name was Kyle. This so called challenge was attempted by many, all of which had failed. Was Kyle and myself worthy enough to complete to a grueling and death defying challenge? Of course we were. Which was why we did it. We traveled to the town market (Kroger) in dier need of supplies. The local farmer (Lyle, i think he worked cashier) pointed us in the direction of the dairy barn at the back of the market. On our journey to the dairy barn, we came across many items of interest, this market had many treasures from snacks to trinkets. We would not let our selves stray away from the task at hand, even though this big, dark, negro woman named Aunt Jemima, was shaking it like an Africa goddess and had Kyle and I mezmerized. Kyle was almost pulled in by her child bearing hips, swaying from side to side, as her orb like frontal ass was showing a little bit, I about lost Kyle, she almost sent him to chocolate heaven. We finally made it to the dairy barn, where a little servant girl was milking the family bull for it’s liquids to sell. We pointed and said “two please”. The servant girl then removed her potatoe sack underwear and pinched off a hot piping loaf right there in front of our eyes. We gave her some money for the show and she gave us two gallons of milk for the journey, one of which was mine and one of which was Kyles. We headed back to the cottage at the top of the hill. We arrived just as the sun was setting. Kyle and myself had overheard some peasants talking on our journey home. They spoke of the magical bull that provides the town with the dairy goodness and that every 10 years it makes two gallons of magical heaven. We had this feeling deep down in our stomachs that these gallons in which we had received, would be the gallons of magical deliciousness. But, they spoke of the hour plus 20 challenge that must be accomplished before magical deliciousness was acquired. Which consisted of drinking the gallon of bulls milk in an hour and 20 minutes. Kyle and I was convinced that we were able to complete the challenge, so we both started chugging. Everything was going fine for the two of us until only a gallon remained, half of Kyles and half of my own. The feeling was like a donkey was trapped in our stomachs and was trying to kick it’s way out. We carried on, and things just got worse from there, a little of half of Kyles was gone, and his stomach demons rejected the magical deliciousness feeling and banned the milk from his body. It was banned all of the stone walkway of the cottage down the hill from there own. The feeling of disappointment had risen in Kyle. He laid himself down on the hay stacks covered in cloth and cheered on his friend (myself). About 20 minutes had past, and things were looking good for me. The gallon was nearly empty, although the donkey feeling had overcome me as well. We moved ourselves outside the cottage so the stomach demons wouldn’t make a mess of the place. At this point I was about to erupt. Our servant boy (Chris) was keeping records of the event and suggested I try to finish it in one last chug. I agreed and started to chug that which was the last of the challenge of deliciousness. Not even a couple seconds after the milk had went into my throat, i could feel something coming up, this was the failure moment, i too started to cover the stone walk way with milk which my body had rejected. I was disappointed. There I stand….looking at what was once our quest…..for magical delicousness. THE END
Stench from under! (pictures coming soon)
For sometime now we have had to deal with the stench. It all started mid November our neighbor’s that live on the first floor (right below us) are all hunters, that’s not the problem. The problem is how lazy these guys are… They are a disgrace to all hunters. They got there first deer and brought it home and I began to hear pounding outside. They were getting ready to hang there deer up to bleed out. I still really had no problem with that, I grew up around ma father hunting so I was used to that stuff.
Days passed buy the weather out side was cold one day warm the next so it was almost to late for them to use the meat from it, finally they came out and skinned it and began to cut the meat off throwing pieces of fat out into the small yard we have. Leaving the bones to hang… Another few days pass. They get 2 more deer throw the old one on the ground and let them hang more days pass buy, were starting to smell the rot when we open our door since they are hanging right below it. they finally get around to skinning them and throw them on the ground too. The three corpses lay there for at least a week or two stinking up the whole are.
It is the last day of school before x-mas break we think they are going to clean up there mess, remember they got three deer corpses and cut deer fat all over the yard. This is what they do.. Bag two of them up in trash bags and throw them in our dumpster, throw the oldest one under our porch (our porch is not closed in at all so anyone can clearly see that its there is a deer corpse under it. Then they take off for our month break.
Over break it got kind of cold out so the one didn’t smell too bad but it was nasty as hell. Neighbor kids kept coming up in I drive way to look at it then running away.
I could go on about this forever so lets speed up to date. Right now there is a deer, a skinned raccoon and a coyote skinned and hanging up. All are rotting and smell worse then human shit. I am so ready to call someone about all this. Oh and this is the same guy that changes his oil in the driveway leaves a pan of oil sitting in the middle of the drive way for a week or so till some of it spilled out from the rain then he moves it to under the dumpster.
All I can really say about this is…There is some nasty mother fuckers out there.
listen up, its my birthday bitch!
Haha, woke up to my alarm at 6:30 i had music on all night but when i got up the birthday song was on by Mc Chris… thought it was funny as hell.
New Years ‘07
Well its ‘07 and ill be 28 soon. Getting closer to 30 = not fun. Anyway who all has a resolution this year? I have some but have not put them on that high of a commitment yet. But my plans are to lose some weight like always.. And stay on task more… I did shitty last year. Whar are some of your resolutions this year? Or plans you have for this year?
